We have the solutions you want.

They may not be the solutions you need, but they are probably the only ones you've heard of, so they are the solutions you will want.

  • SSL certificates You know -- the think that allows https to work. Encryption! Security! And that TLS protocol thingy! Your certificate may be valid, but we'll get you a new one anyway.

  • Cloud backup Securing your data includes being able to get to it if your servers die. We work with various cloud based providers to back up your data to the cloud. We realize that the cloud just means somebody else's computer, but the point is that it's backup up somewhere. And it's better than no backup at all.

  • Lawsuits Now we're talking! This is one of our specalties. If you have a data breach, we'll sue the pants off of whoever stole it. We have contacts in many countries, so we can successfully pursue legal action just about anywhere. Don't listen to people who say that lawsuits don't work when trying to apply US laws to other countries -- let us see what we can do for you!

  • Patent Trolling Sure, why not? Since we are so good at lawsuits, if you have a patent that you feel that others may be using the intellectual property of, then we can sue their pants off as well!

Flexibility is Key We'll do just about anything else, if you pay us.