The heart of our customer service strategy is to come to you to find out the solutions that you need. Then we'll sell you the same thing we were going to sell you anyway.

We like to visit places. And since you are paying the airfare, we'd love to visit wherever you are. Unless you are in some place crappy, then nevermind. We specialize in working with customers in vacation areas and Carribean islands. Or on other continents. We'll fly to you, first class, and meet with you. Then we'll stay another week, on your dime, checking out the local tourist spots. It's all part of our strategy to truly understand the customer and where he or she is coming from.

During our one-on-one meetings, here is what you can expect:

• We stand over you in a creepy fashion. All the while looking at you as if we aren't sure quite why you are there. Or maybe why we are there. But we certainly don't understand personal space, and we'll stand too close.
• We rub our chin to show that we are in deep thought. Just look at the picture -- we look soooo intelligent! We occassionally scratch our heads, too, but not too often -- we don't want to look like we have lice or something.
• Open hand gesticulations. It's not actually a gesticulation, it's a force push. The guy on the far right is scratching his head in amazement. Or maybe he's confused about how to use the Windows Explorer window on his open laptop.

We match what you need with the best of what's available. We'll find various security services offered by third parties, and sign you up for them, charging only 10% overhead. Plus the consulting trip cost, of course. I suppose you could do it yourself, but how would you know what services to sign up for! That's what our combined 14 months of computer security experience provides -- guaranteed (not really) knowledge that you pay for. Yes, you pay top dollar. But you get the top results.